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Time for relax? Maybe it's time to actually enjoy these big dicks for extra small chicks! Some really beautiful girls have fallen for this scam of faketaxi sex.

What do you think about these great things happening to the porn industry with technology - this is the POVD.

Well that was interesting.

What was interesting?

I was driving my wife’s car to the station and I saw a little pickup pull up behind him. It had those little fake red and blue lights in the windshield. I pulled over, because we have been getting reports of a police fake cop impersonator pulling women over and assaulting them.

Was this the guy?

I doubt it was. This was a pimply 17 year-old who was doing this one. When he saw my uniform and realized I was a real cop, he peed his pants! After talking to him for a few minutes, I don’t think he is the guy we are looking for. I sent him on his way without doing anything, even though he could have gotten in a lot of trouble. I think he learned his lesson though.

My first massage experience was with a friend of mine who was getting her certification and had to have a certain number of massages to become nuru licensed. When a massage therapist candidate is practicing they do not get paid. It is considered unethical in their circles to accept pay when you are not legally able to charge for a medical procedure. She had the loveliest space as a local spa where she was working under another certified therapist and I immediately felt calmer.

After their boardroom meeting, he continued standing in the room with his hands inside his pocket. Then one of her colleagues whom she liked flirting with said ”Man, sorry for the erection”, She then disappeared into her office leaving the Afro-American man with more questions than answers. He decided to follow her to her office for some Dark X. He knocked and was let in.